Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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