69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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