Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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