So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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