I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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