i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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