i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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