Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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