just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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