worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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