just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We are all done wearing pants today
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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