Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You took a bar mat shot.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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