i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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