What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Randomize
