My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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