life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
