NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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