how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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