shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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