im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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