I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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