belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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