Sry I called you an 8
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Houston, we have a blender
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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