She's JV to your varsity
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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