NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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