I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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