If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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