How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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