You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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