That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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