Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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