i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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