can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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