This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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