remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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