fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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