So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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