Ambien. No doubt about it.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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