But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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