Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
