I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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