he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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