I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
