I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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