Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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