Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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