return my video game
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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