Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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