Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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