nut hugger
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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