question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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