More tranny stories later!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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